April 2012
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gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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Me: walks into school
Me: kills self 5 times
Apr 23rd
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looking at myself: why
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
Apr 20th
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